Thursday, 27 May 2010

Lets Watch Heroman: Part 9

Trendy Guy: So how are we going to stop the pinball?

Minami: Nehehe, We'll use the M-1 to mess up its gyroscope!

Trendy:.... Why couldn't you just say that two episodes ago?

Minami: I wanted to show off! (actually says this)

Trendy: What?

Minami: This is our chance to become legends! It must be dramatic as possible!

Kogorr: Ha! I worked out that you need the kid to control this guy.... Now that I've-

Kogorr: Whoa, your tough little thing, anit ya? You know.... This fight has taught me alot about your people.... perhaps your not so bad... maybe we can live in peace....

Julie: Really?

Kogorr: Ha! No!

Julie: ARHHH!
Kogorr: Now.... to kill the rest of you....

Kogorr: What the? What's he doing?

Kogorr: Huh, so your red now? I don't see how that's-

Kogorr: BLRAG!

Kogorr: KLAGER!

Kogorr:.... I am prepared to discuss a draw.....

Kogorr: AH! MY FACE!

Julie: No Heroman! This isn't how Hero's fight!

Kogorr:.... Gerlg.... could you let go of my face now....?

Kogorr: Ha! Fool! Now die!

Kogorr: Oh that's not good....


Kogorr: Blerg... I... I lost.... What a humbling experience....

Kogorr: Everyone should die! I'll self destruct this base! HAHAHAHA!

Rooko: What the hell? Can he do that?!

Skurgg: Urr, yeah he kinda can...

Rooko: Oh that is retarded... Everyone out!

Psh: Holy shit we need to get out!
Denton: Hold on! We have to stop the pinball's first!

Denton: Ahha! That'll do!

Denton:..... I just realised.... I have no idea what to do....

Minami: Dramatic! Nehahaha!

Denton: Oh wait.... How did I miss this big red button?

Trendy: Oh hey, the pinball stopped without us doing anything....

Minami: But but but but... I.... I.... NOOOOOOO!

Kogorr:... R..... Rooko? Can.... Can you hear me?

Rooko: Yeah I'm here, Sir.

Kogorr: Heh... We had a... good run right?

Rooko:... I suppose so, Sir.

Kogorr:.... Where are you know?

Rooko: Me and the others escaped on the cornetto's, Sir.

Kogorr: Ah that's good.... And Rooko?

Rooko: What is it Sir?

Kogorr:.... I've rigged the cornetto's to explode as well.



Psh: Hurrah! Were alive! Somehow!

And so peace has once again returned to greenybluey...


Monday, 24 May 2010

Lets Watch Tokko: Part 1

Cultist: Look, just because you painted a rubix cube gold does not mean we'll be able to summon a demon...

Cultist: Holy shit! It worked!... and killed you... why are we doing this again?

Would you believe they summoned a demon of red paint and happiness? That... No wait, there's a body in that picture... damn.... Urrr.... Ok yeah they summoned a demon that proceeded to kill everyone.

Honestly, what sort of person considers it good judgement to summon something that's probably going to tear your head off? Will my question be answered?

Ha! Hell no, is this Tokko.... Killer of side plots....

Shindo: Oh god I don't want to die!

Shindo: Oh god now there's a naked chick with a sword.... and I have nothing witty to say!

Shindo: AHHH!.... God what a horrible dream... I got to find some pick up lines...

Kunikida: Welcome to Tokki police force... thing... What the hell do we do?
The Suit(Don't know his name): Urmm... It's poorly explained later on... but for now... were a group that looks into weird things!
Kuni:..... I hate all of you already.
Ichiro: But we've only just joined the force-
Kuni: Shut up and clean my shoes!

Kuni: What the f*** happened here? Bear get out of the zoo again?
Suit: Seems someone did it with their bare hands.... There's talk of heavy duty drugs being involved.
Kuni: Holy shit...
Suit: I know, if we-
Kuni: Where can I find some of that shit? I'll be the boxing champ!

Ichiro: Oh god.... I'm gonna be sick...
Kuni: Hey hey! No vomiting on the evidence! That's bad police work!
Shindo:... Hey... Do you guys hear something?

Policeman: Blargsdijgfvnjk/gdf-

(yes, that's the noise you make when that happens)

Kuni: Man, it's just gonna be a dog or something- Oh my god!

Kuni: Chav's! Shoot them!

Kuni: God damn it! Why do bullets never work in anime?!

Kuni:.... What the hell.... That is the worst acne I have ever seen...


Shindo: I don't want to die!.... Shit I still got nothing witty to say!

????: Someone hasn't played dead space.... The only way to kill them...

Sakura: Is to cut off their limbs.

Friday, 21 May 2010

Lets Watch Heroman: Part 8

Julie: This is the grossest cave in I have ever been apart of.

Minami: Gentlemen! It's time to stop that pinball!

Trendy Guy: Urr, how are we going to do that?

Minami: Nehahaha... I'll tell you later.... For dramatic effect!

Psh: Sooo..... you have a plan, right?

Denton: What? Of course I do.

Psh: Cause if we just run around and achieve nothing in this episode.... That kinda makes us useless.

(Here's a hint, that is exactly what happens)

Rooko: It seems the white warriors been crushed Sir.

Kogorr: Good work! Stand up so I can congratulate you!

Rooko:..... I'm not falling for that...

Kogorr: Oh come on!

Psh: Remind me why I go anywhere with you?

Denton: Have you already forgotten?

Denton: Super Awesome weapon!

Skrugg: Ahh! Why would god allow you people music!

Julie: Huzzah! Were all alive... expect Nick... But screw that guy.

Julie: Ok, I need you to take your brother and get the hell out.

Lina: What? I can't leave you-

Julie: Look your brothers a freaky alien now, and he's also been stabbed alot.

Lina: When did that happen?

Julie: James cut those scenes cause he doesn't like Will.... And Lina?

Lina: Yeah?

Julie: He doesn't like you either, so f*** off.

Rooko: We seem to have more intruder's Sir.

Kogorr: Gah! I can't take this anymore! I'm going down there to kill them myself!

Psh: Haha! This is actually going really well!

Kogorr: So your the little F***ers!

Psh: And then I shat my pants....

Kogorr shows off his Skrugg karate.

Kogorr: I'll crush you with my bare hand!

Denton: Ha! Got you! Now Psh!

Kogorr:..... Are.... Are you playing music at me?

Denton:... Urr.... yeah.... it... usually paralyzes you guys...

Kogorr:... That's stupid..... I'm going to kill you now.

Psh: We are so boned...

Julie: Hey guys.

Psh: Not now Julie.... wait... Julie?

Kogorr: You! Your still alive?! I'm going to kill Rooko when this is over!

Rooko:..... I can still hear you Sir....

Kogorr:..... No you can't.

Kogorr: Enough games! I'll end this now!

Psh: Wh-what's he doing?

Mega Kogorr: RAAARRRR!

Psh: What the hell! He can fly?

Mega Kogorr: HAHAHAHA! Whats the matter?! Where's all that power now?!

Mega Kogorr: Now Diiiieeeeeerrrrrr- what?.... Oh yeah.... I forgot about your shield power...

Mega Kogorr: Well it matters not! You still can't catch- what?

Psh: What the f***? Since when does Julie have super speed?

Mega Kogorr: ARRRR!

Julie: Oh wow.... We actually beat him... Its finally over....

Julie: oh mY GOD!

Mega Kogorr: I'LL KILL YOU!

Julie: Ah! My spine!

Oh snap.