Thursday, 22 April 2010
Lets Watch Heroman: Part 4
Grandma: What an evil looking mushroom...
Kogorr: Its not a mushroom!
Rooko: Who are you shouting at?
Kogorr: I don't know about you, but I'm feeling fabulous!
(best pose EVER)
Will: My plan is simple! We will steal their weapons!
Green shirt: Oh I suppose that'd work...
Julie: Alright, me and Psh are out... Were gonna check on Denton...
Lina: Urmm.. You know there's alot of scared people here, if someone could-
Julie: I'm sorry? I can't hear you over the sound of me leaving!
Denton: Look! I took apart one of their weapons! I knew that Phd in Lego would come in handy one day.
Psh: Oh cool, what did you learn?
Denton:.... They like purple?
Denton: But you know, I do feel bad as this is my fault.... Everytime a building is destroyed I feel so torn inside.
Psh: Oh so your feeling everything Julie should be, if she wasn't a massive pussy that is.
Green shirt: Oh wow.... This.... This has actually gone better then I thought it would.
Will: Oh my god! It looks like some sort of weapon! We've got to go back and warn everyone! We'll be hero's!
Guard: Sir, we found these creatures wondering around our ship.
Kogorr: A-haha! Feed them to my space sharks!
Rooko: Uh.... Sir, space sharks aren't real... you made them up....
Kogorr: I did? Urmm... In that case.... I don't know.... Put them somewhere until I can think of some other space animal related death.
Will: Screw you!
Kogorr: Now.... We will begin my master plan!
Rooko: Wait, you had a plan?
Kogorr: Go! Spread destruction and chaos!
Rooko:... Oh you can't be serious.
Kogorr: Ultimate Pinball!
Rooko:....... Words fail me Sir.....
Julie: What the f-
(This is not a joke, this is actually happening)
Denton: Oh no! The city hall! Everyone will die!
Kogorr: Dahaha! This is the best game ever!
Rooko: I can't even describe my feelings at this point Sir....
Julie: Go Heroman!
Julie:.... OK! New plan! Do not try and stop the sphere with your hands!
Denton: Yes! With this hole we can trap the sphere!
Rooko: Sir.... Your.... Pinball has gotten stuck.
Kogorr: What? Try shaking the machine!
Rooko:... I... I don't think it works like that.
Kogorr: Uh, fine... Just punch in up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, X, Y.
Rooko: Sir, this isn't actually a game you can't use cheat-
Rooko: Holy shit that worked!
Julie: Urr... Urrr.... Do something Heroman!
Julie:.... Become a giant.... Yeah! Whatever.....
Kogorr:..... R.... Rooko?
Rooko: Y-yes... Sir?
Kogorr: WHAT THE F*** IS THAT?
Julie: Phew, we managed to delay it so everyone got away... but we still need to destroy it somehow.....
Kogorr:..... Rooko... I am annoyed.
Rooko: Sir! Use your breathing exercises!
Kogorr: HOW DARE THEY! Rooko! We're moving up another level!
Rooko:... You can't mean....
Kogorr: That's right!
Kogorr: INFINITY PINBALL!
Julie: Well Sh-