Thursday, 15 April 2010
Lets Watch Heroman: Part 3
Kogorr: Wait for it......
Kogorr: Wait for it.....
Rooko: Powering up the lasers now Sir.
Kogorr: Wait for it.....
Kogorr: Now! Launch all the cornettos!
Rooko: Right firing the- Wait.... Weren't we firing our lasers at them?
Kogorr: Ha! Fool! In order to trick your enemy you must first trick your allies!
Rooko: I.... I don't think that applies here...
Goalan: So..... How do we invade exactly?
Sodforl: Hmm.... I guess we can fire at them?
Goalan: Oh wow.... You just... You just killed all those people.
(I had to get that, yes that's right IN CASE OF ALIEN ATTACK GO TO YOUR CITY HALL)
Julie: Ok so.... Urr.... I'm just gonna go see if my grandma's ok...
Will: Hang on a second there! I can't accept Julie as a Hero! I hate your kind!
Julie: What? I'm not trying to be... And why do you hate lesbians? You gay or something?
Will: W-what? No of course not! Don't be silly! And shut up! I shall continue to hate you for vague reasons I'm not going to explain!
Psh: Damn, some aliens are about.... What do you want to do?
Julie: I think we'll just hide here for a little bit....
Psh:.... You have a lightning robot and your hiding...? Why do I hang out with you again?
Jet1: Alright people! Lets blow them up like we did on Independence day!
Jet2: What? But that was a movie! A movie that didn't make any sense!
Rooko: Sir, we seem to be under attack?
Kogorr: Haha! We shall answer them with due force! Crash into them!
Rooko: I'm... I'm just gonna turn the lasers on.
Kogorr: Good! Now activate the Orgasmatron!
Rooko: Uh.... I wish you wouldn't call it that.....
Kogorr: Yessss! Now we will spread our seed all over their fertile soil!
Rooko:..... Please.... Please don't say it like that....
Will: Ok, plan is to sneak into the alien ship and become a hero! That'll show Julie and Psh! (Seriously? What the f*** is this guys problem?)
Green Shirt: I'm going to follow you despite your idea being retarded!
Psh: Well.... Everything seems fine.
Devoor: Ok, I had my doubts about this invasion idea... But it turns out... Blowing up peoples homes is really fun!
Golroa: You know what we should do? Blow up more homes!
Devoor: Yeah! It's like with every explosion I get a little more over my father issues!
Golroa: Hahaha! Ye- Wait what?
Julie: Time out!
Devoor: Oh shit.... She just called a time out... What do we do?
Golroa: I guess we have to wait until someone says time in?
Devoor: Oh my god- time in Time in TIME IN!
Golroa: Holy shit! He just killed three of us! Take this!
Julie: Oh god I hope this shield works!
Julie: Huh, what do you know?
Devoor: Its.... Shooting out fire.... made out of lightning.... Why aren't we running?
Julies Grandma had her headphones on the entire time.
Grandma: Something happen Julie?
Hahaha! Lets all laugh despite the fact that Julie's pussy attitude has cost hundreds of people their lives!
Kogorr: Testing.... Testing.... Is this thing on?
Kogorr:Ahem! People of..... People of!....
Kogorr: Psst, whats this planet called again?
Rooko: What? I don't know? We didn't do any research before coming here? Remember?
Kogorr:..... People of GreenyBluey! We are the Skrugg! Rulers of the Universe!
Rooko: What? No were not?
Kogorr: Shut up! They don't know that!
Kogorr: You planet belongs to us now! So says my pimp cane!