Tuesday, 23 November 2010
Lets Watch Ironman: Part 5
Tony: Ok.... If I can just work this out I can have the rest of day to goof around...
Computer: It's nice to see you doing actual work for once... Wait.... What is that?
Tony: What? My orange Juice?
Computer:.... Tony... That is not orange juice..... It's giving off radiation....
Tony:..... Ok.... I'll level with you.... It's not orange juice.
Computer: What is it then?
Tony: Well.... You know how the arc station is nuclear powered? Well they were shipping out some of the waste product... and I just helped myself to some...
Tony: And like 10 bottles of unlabeled alcohol.
Computer: Tony, you cant drink that.
Tony: Pfft, what are you? My mum? Just chill out ok? Whats the worst that could happen?
Tony: AUUURGGG..... Oawww... My head....
Computer: Tony your awake!
Tony: Urggg..... Not so loud.... Where-
Tony: What the f***! Computer! Computer! How the f*** did I get into space!
Computer: Well.... You've.... Umm..... been busy....
Tony: Like doing what?
Solider: Sir, we have a problem.... it's Tony.... Hes gone banana's.
Saku: Finally snapped huh?
Solider: No... What I mean is.... he's actually stolen every banana within 50 miles.... something about them trying to take over his mind.
Soilder: Oh god! He just robbed another liquor store!
Saku: My god....
Medic1: What happened to this guy?
Medic2: Tony spat in his face, and he instantly got alcohol poisoning.
Solider: Tony Stark! Get down on the floor!
Tony: Hahaha! Foolish puppet, you can not have the gold, for I control the rainbow!
Tan: Oh god there all dead!
Computer: Tony! Listen to me! Painting the suit gold and putting on giant rockets will not let you speak to plants!
Tony: Silence talking box! I have a world to dazzle!
Tony: hello good sir! Do you know the way to the haberdashers!
Pilot: AHH! Holy shit!
Tony: Mother! I have become a star!
Zodiac: What the hell? How did Iron Man find us? In space?
Iron Man: I'm gonna have space sushi!
Computer: Then you went unconscious for a few hours.
Tony: Huh... Well... I've had worse.... But just in case every ones still pissed lets get our story straight.
Computer: What story? Everyone knows you did it?
Tony: Nope.... A skrull did it.
Computer:.... Are you suggesting we just tell everyone an alien disguised as you went on a massive bender? Isn't that a betrayal to everyone you know? Just freeing yourself from any and all obligations to explaining yourself?
Tony: Shhh, do you hear that? That's the sound of the skrull plotting once again...