Li: Shit! Lets get the hell out of here!
DM: Shouldn't you go... help them?
Lai Xi:... Mrrhhh...
Li: Wait wait wait! I got a plan!
Li: We'll pull up this rope and trip their horses! This is the best plan ev-
Li: Oh god it didn't work!
Jack: What happened?!
Li: They went around it! Cunning bastards!
Li: The hell? The old man is kicking ass.
Li: Ok so I think we los- awww... damn it...
DM: In front of the bandits a man you-
Li: See! I told you he was the villain! This is bullcrap, I totally killed him.
Jack: No! The camels! We need those to live!
Li: This can't possibly get any-
Li:..... Shhhhhiii- Run run run!
Lai Xi: Hey guys I came to- Aww....
DM: You eventually escape down a narrow path.
Li: Thank god for that. I swear those bandits had like 40 Ac.
Li:.... So.... Were hiding in a crypt?
Li:.... Were gonna die.
Lai Xi: I sleep on the coffin cause I'm a badass.
Old: Merph... Durth mer nerf Kar Narf-
Li: The hell is he saying?
Lai Xi: I think he's trying to explain the plot?
Li: This thing has a plot?
DM: Oh screw you!