DM: Finally with the group assembled you-
Li: Hey, I was wondering... what the hell is our quest? You've just sent us running around in circles for no reason?
DM: Your helping the Monk.
Li: But he hasn't said anything?
DM: That is because he is mysterious!
Li:.... Your not very good at writing characters are you?
DM: Shut up!
Li: Whatever, I need more meat shields so I take Old Die Hard with me to town to pick up some troops.
Old: Darh rught!
DM: Man, I am not giving you the leadership feat.
DM: As you look around for troops a man approaches you and says-
Li: I throw my sword through his neck.
DM: What? Why would you do that?
Li: He's the villain isn't he? It'll save alot of effort if I kill him now.
DM: Shut up! You don't do it!
Li: Right, we'll just leave I guess.
DM: Can't, gate's blocked.
Li:.... I suddenly feel like I most apologize.
DM: Too late, the entire town is trying to kill you now.
Li: I use the old man as a shield!
Li: I get like +4 to my Ac right?
DM: Your surrounded.
Lai Xi: Hey Li!
Li: What the hell? How did you get here?
Lai Xi: Oh I'm doing a little mini quest here.
Li: Well come help me out here.
Lai Xi:..... Nah I'm good.
Li: Oh you son of a-!
Li: Phew, can't believe I got out of that mess alive. Good thing these npc's came to save me.
DM: I only did that cause you were running around in circles out of every one's range, it would have gone on forever.
Lai Xi: Anyway, back to my plot, I'm here to get my daughter out of this place.... It's not safe for a young prostitute.
DM:... God damn you.....
DM: Well your followed by two guards on horse back.
Lai Xi: I kill them like a Ninja.
DM: What? You don't even have any skills in acrobatics? You'll never-
DM: Oh what the hell!
Lai Xi: NINJA!
Lai Xi: I take their uniforms and roll for badass.
DM:... You got a... 20... Yeah sure, you come out of town looking like a badass.
Lai Xi: Hell yeah.
Li: Hmm, I don't trust this place... I roll for spot.
DM: Huh... you got a 2... all you can see are the birds.
Li:... Those birds are suspicious.... I roll a lore check to see if their bandits...
DM:... You got... 1... Yeah there bandits.
Li: Holy shit! Bird Bandits! I knew it! Everyone get ready!
DM: Right... Well some Bandits up ahead appear and cut you off-
Li: Holy shit! Watch out! Were-Bandits!
DM: I... what?