Captain: Yeah, bad news... Marius is kinda... dead. Also we only have 8000 men left, and against an army of like 4000 monkeys that is a horrendous loss... Even if you win you'll probably have to retire in disgrace.
Amn: Oh wow... I'm actually pretty emotionally devastated at that news.... I can't believe Marius is dead.Astreas: *Shes weak! Now's your chance* I'll find those dastardly monkeys!
Monkey Ninja: Wow, I hope no one finds our brightly hidden hiding place.
Astreas: Haha! I totally found them!
Astreas: Alright, now that we've met back up with the army we'll be really quiet and sneak up on them.
Captain: Wait, you want an entire army, a third of which is on horseback, to sneak up on something?
Astreas: Exactly, just cover your horses hooves and weapons with cloth.
Captain: Ok, there's no way there's enough spar cloth for that, and besides even with that the shock waves of so many moving people and horses would be felt miles away!
Astreas: We're so sneaky.
Istavan: Hey, wake up. Guess what?
Rinda: Err... Huh?
Istavan: The Mongols totally found out where we are, so I reckon we should-
Rinda: Oh god! We have to warn everyone!
Istavan: .... Oh! Oh yeah! That... That was totally what I was gonna suggest... You go do that... and... I'll do some recon... I will totally come back, no lying.
Istavan: Hoho! I'll come back? Oh Ista, your such a card.
Astreas: Haha! Guess who found the twins!
Astreas: F***!
Rinda: Yes! I told you those lessons weren't pointless Remus!
Rinda: No! My monkey! That thing took ages to train!
Remus: I can't run anymore....
Rinda: Yes thats it.... Remind me why I hate you.
Istavan: Hey guys! I totally didn't abandon you!
Rinda: We didn't say-
Istavan: Good cause I didn't.
Astreas: Your still no match for me- Ahh! Something shiny went in my eye!
Istavan: Haha! I've got you now!
Astreas: Fool! I can become invisible!
Istavan: Holy shit! Where'd he go?
Remus: Hey... Whats that?
Rinda: Could it be...?
Guin: Sup guys, what I miss?
Guin: Check out my new gang! I was thinking of calling us the bone crushers!
Amn: Don't falter men! We still outnumber them! (She actually says this, note it as you see what happens next)
Soilder: Wait, why is he gonna call them the bone crushers?
Soilder: AHHHH!
Soilder: Oh no! No no no!
Soilder: GAHHHL!
Soilders: Holy shit!
Guin: ARRRRRGG!
Soilder: Don't worry men! Hold your ground! We can-
Soilder: OH MY GOD! AHHH!
White Captain: Okay Princess, we seriously need to get out of here.
Mage: Yeah, we really should.
Amn: Is that what our crystal told you?
Mage:... Yeah sure, whatever, let just get the f*** out of here!
White Captain: Glrag!
Kar Mos: Hey guys... Whats going on out there? Stop messing around!
Kar Mos: .... Guys?
Soilder: Run away!
Guin: I'm so awesome.
Giant Chief: Hey, just thinking, why don't you become our king Guin?
Guin: .... Yes..... Yeesssss.... YEEEESSSSSSS!
Monkey Ninja: Wow, I hope no one finds our brightly hidden hiding place.
Astreas: Haha! I totally found them!
Astreas: Alright, now that we've met back up with the army we'll be really quiet and sneak up on them.Captain: Wait, you want an entire army, a third of which is on horseback, to sneak up on something?
Astreas: Exactly, just cover your horses hooves and weapons with cloth.
Captain: Ok, there's no way there's enough spar cloth for that, and besides even with that the shock waves of so many moving people and horses would be felt miles away!
Astreas: We're so sneaky.
Istavan: Hey, wake up. Guess what?Rinda: Err... Huh?
Istavan: The Mongols totally found out where we are, so I reckon we should-
Rinda: Oh god! We have to warn everyone!
Istavan: .... Oh! Oh yeah! That... That was totally what I was gonna suggest... You go do that... and... I'll do some recon... I will totally come back, no lying.
Istavan: Hoho! I'll come back? Oh Ista, your such a card.
Remus: Hey, is it just me, or did Istavan just ditch us?
Monkey Cheif: Oh no! We're being killed!
Remus: No seriously you guys, I don't think hes coming back.
Remus: No seriously you guys, I don't think hes coming back.
Astreas: Haha! Guess who found the twins!
Astreas: F***!
Rinda: Yes! I told you those lessons weren't pointless Remus!
Rinda: No! My monkey! That thing took ages to train!
Remus: I can't run anymore....Rinda: Yes thats it.... Remind me why I hate you.
Istavan: Hey guys! I totally didn't abandon you!Rinda: We didn't say-
Istavan: Good cause I didn't.
Astreas: Your still no match for me- Ahh! Something shiny went in my eye!
Istavan: Haha! I've got you now!
Astreas: Fool! I can become invisible!Istavan: Holy shit! Where'd he go?
Remus: Hey... Whats that?
Rinda: Could it be...?
Guin: Sup guys, what I miss?
Guin: Check out my new gang! I was thinking of calling us the bone crushers!
Amn: Don't falter men! We still outnumber them! (She actually says this, note it as you see what happens next)Soilder: Wait, why is he gonna call them the bone crushers?
Soilder: AHHHH!
Soilder: Oh no! No no no!
Soilder: GAHHHL!
Soilders: Holy shit!
Guin: ARRRRRGG!Soilder: Don't worry men! Hold your ground! We can-
Soilder: OH MY GOD! AHHH!
White Captain: Okay Princess, we seriously need to get out of here.Mage: Yeah, we really should.
Amn: Is that what our crystal told you?
Mage:... Yeah sure, whatever, let just get the f*** out of here!
White Captain: Glrag!
Kar Mos: Hey guys... Whats going on out there? Stop messing around!
Kar Mos: .... Guys?
Soilder: Run away!
Guin: I'm so awesome.
Giant Chief: Hey, just thinking, why don't you become our king Guin?
Guin: .... Yes..... Yeesssss.... YEEEESSSSSSS!
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