Now to prove that Mongols intentions are peaceful, here is their flag in all its non-threatening glory.
Marius: What do you thinks going on?! Were being attacked you stupid bint!
Amn: What was that?
Marius: We're being attacked!
Marius: Haha! Foolish Monkeys! You do not have the power of the epic pose!
Astreas: By killing these monkeys I will win Amn's heart (Literally how his logic works)
Guin: Good thing they didn't follow us, that would have totally screwed up our plans.
Monkey Ninja: Wait, if we didn't want them to follow us, why did we attack them?
Astreas: Y-yes?
Amn: My eyes are up here!
Marius: Anyway, they had such a small force and fled just now... Probably a trap.
Marius: Anyway, they had such a small force and fled just now... Probably a trap.
Amn: Alright we wont follow.
Guin: Good thing they didn't follow us, that would have totally screwed up our plans.
Monkey Ninja: Wait, if we didn't want them to follow us, why did we attack them?
Guin: I like to mess with them, hehehe.
Guin: But really I'm kidding you guys, we actually wanted to steal their armour. Yo Istavan! Get your ass over here and put this on so you can have something useful to do in future episodes!
Istavan: Why do I have to do it?
Istavan: Why do I have to do it?
Guin: Cause your the only adult human here... Plus its no great loss if you die.
Also Suni is alive! But honestly do you care?
Soilder: A large number. (What he actually says)
Amn:.... That is not a number. Have this man killed then put some units at our back.
Astreas: Guin! I will fight you and regain my honour! Face me now so that-
Guin: Closeline from hell!
Guin: Yo Princess! You should put on a dress and go win yourself a man, you'd probably suck less at that. (Sort of actually says that to her)
Amn:.... That is not a number. Have this man killed then put some units at our back.
Astreas: Guin! I will fight you and regain my honour! Face me now so that-
Guin: Closeline from hell!
Guin: Man, I never get tired of kicking the shit out of you.
Guin: Yo Princess! You should put on a dress and go win yourself a man, you'd probably suck less at that. (Sort of actually says that to her)
Amn: I hate him I hate him! Chase them down! Kill them all!
Marius: Ok Princess, this one is totally a trap, we really shouldn't-
Amn: Shut up! You can't tell me what to do!
Marius: Ok Princess, this one is totally a trap, we really shouldn't-
Amn: Shut up! You can't tell me what to do!
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