Guin: Urrr.... Oh man... Where am I now?
Lagon Girl: Hey. Are you an evil spirit?
Guin: Do I look like an evil- No wait... Stupid question. *Think, there must be a way of earning their trust... I'll have to use all of my cunning...*
Guin: Hey! Find the strongest guy and tell him, I will kick his ass.
Marius: Alright, were being sent as the advanced guard since everyone else sucks.Istavan: Did I mention I wasn't a spy?
Marius: Yes! God, shut up about that already.
Guin: Nice pad you guys got.
Guin: So you guys must be in charge, well your god sent me to guide you on your proper path... Even though I have no idea what the complexities of your faith are, I'm just gonna take some wild guess and hope you do what I say.
Old Man: No..... No...... I don't think you were sent by our god, Akura... So... No.
Doudou: Look, lets just kill this... thing and move on.
Lagon Girl: Aren't you gonna fight him?
Doudou: What? Why would I have to fight-
Guin: Oh, he won't cause hes scared. I mean back home they call me Leopard guy, you should call this guy Chicken guy... On the account he has no balls.
Doudou: GRRRR! I accept your challenge.
Guin: Hell yeah, this is gonna be so much fun.
Guin: Tiger Uppercut!
Doudou: Lagon headlock!
Guin: Gerrr! Panther Kick!
Doudou: Gah!
Doudou: Haha! I got you now!
Guin: Ah! My organs!
Guin: Gaahh- What the hell? Why is the shiny plot thing popping out of me?
Old man: Oh shit! He was sent by Akura!
Guin: Awesome, now you have to do what I say! Dahaha!
Marius: Ah! What the hell is this?
Istavan: Haha! I was a spy!
Marius: What? You were? You son of a-AAHHH!
This last scene is actually rather long, but its a very good scene and I didn't want to make fun of it too much. I really liked Marius, and the mongol side takes such a blow from his loss, none of the new characters come close to being as cool as he was... or frankly as interesting.
Its just another reason among many of why I dislike Istavan. I mean, he sucks so bad he had to cheat in order to kill Marius.... Weak.
Marius: Yes! God, shut up about that already.
Guin: Nice pad you guys got.
Guin: So you guys must be in charge, well your god sent me to guide you on your proper path... Even though I have no idea what the complexities of your faith are, I'm just gonna take some wild guess and hope you do what I say.
Old Man: No..... No...... I don't think you were sent by our god, Akura... So... No.
Doudou: Look, lets just kill this... thing and move on.
Lagon Girl: Aren't you gonna fight him?
Doudou: What? Why would I have to fight-
Guin: Oh, he won't cause hes scared. I mean back home they call me Leopard guy, you should call this guy Chicken guy... On the account he has no balls.
Doudou: GRRRR! I accept your challenge.
Guin: Hell yeah, this is gonna be so much fun.
Guin: Tiger Uppercut!
Doudou: Lagon headlock!
Guin: Gerrr! Panther Kick!
Doudou: Gah!
Doudou: Haha! I got you now!Guin: Ah! My organs!
Guin: Gaahh- What the hell? Why is the shiny plot thing popping out of me?
Old man: Oh shit! He was sent by Akura!
Guin: Awesome, now you have to do what I say! Dahaha!
Marius: Ah! What the hell is this?
Istavan: Haha! I was a spy!
Marius: What? You were? You son of a-AAHHH!
This last scene is actually rather long, but its a very good scene and I didn't want to make fun of it too much. I really liked Marius, and the mongol side takes such a blow from his loss, none of the new characters come close to being as cool as he was... or frankly as interesting.Its just another reason among many of why I dislike Istavan. I mean, he sucks so bad he had to cheat in order to kill Marius.... Weak.
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