Everyone is having a fun time at Tony's race car exhibition.
Tony: Hey beautiful, your alot like that car.... it's gonna be a tight fit, but oh so satisfying.Tan: Ah, I see you've already started drinking...
Tony: Started? Baby, I haven't stopped.
The next day...Tony: Ah, nothing like the sound of engines to cure a headache...
Driver: Target found....
Driver: Eliminating Tony Stark!
???: Woosh!
Wolverine: Sup.
Tony:.... Logan.... What the f*** doing in my show?
Terminator: Tony Stark! I am from the future present! You will pay for your crimes against my metallic brothers!
Tony:..... Ok, that's it.... I'm leaving now.
Tony: God damn.... I can't take even a day off in japan without the X-men or some over zealous toaster getting all up in my face.Computer: Sir.... That... Erm.... Toaster just sent you an e-mail... he wants to fight.
Tony: Erg, fine. If it'll get him off my back.
Computer: What do you think he meant by your crimes Tony?
Tony: Hahaha, like I care what a machine thinks.
Computer: Hrmmmmm....
Iron Man: Ok, I'm here, lets do this quickly.... I'm gonna have my hair cut at 12.
Taurus: Foolish Iron Man! I shall crush you!
Tony: Erg! Okay.... your a bit strong, but lets see you handle-
Wolverine: Woosh!
Tony: F*** you Logan!
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