Tony: Ah Japan.... So we meet at last...
Stewardess: Ur... Mr Stark? Don't you think it's a bit early to start drinking?Tony: Well that depends, don't you think it's a bit early to be a bitch?
Tanaka: It's a pleasure to meet you Mr Stark-Tony: Wait, your supposed to be a scientist? Hot. You should sleep with me.
Tan: That's... Highly inappropriate Mr Stark-
Tony: No seriously, sleeping with me will do wonders for your career.
Kurodo: I'm glad you chose Japan to build your free energy project Mr Stark.Tony: Yeah some dick said I couldn't make free energy, this should show that asshole....
Kurodo: Wasn't that the... President?
Tony: Yeah that guys a douche, I'm gonna get him fired.
Kurodo: Are.... Are you drunk?
Tony: No....
Tony: Yes.
Tony: Well its nice to finally meet the pilots of the new Ironman, I'll be stepping away from teh stage to give you boys a chance to shine.Pilot: Really? Thanks Mr Stark!
Tony: No problem! I know you guys have been training for this for years, I wouldn't take that away from you.
Tony: WOOOO! F*** YEAH!
Pilot: Man, that guy is a dick!
Tony: Oh shit.... Shouldn't have opened the helmet... gonna throw up....
Tony: F**********!
ReporterGirl: Oh my god! You just destroyed that entire road!Tony: Yeah.... That happens sometimes... Want to give me a ride? I'll give you one in return...
Rep:... What?
Tan: Tony, we need to talk.
Tony: Oh hey, how are you doing?
Tan: Tony... I'm being serious here, I just heard you destroyed an entire motorway, and now there are rumors you slept with the first person you met afterwards...
Tony: Haha.... Yeah.... I hit her like I hit that road....
Tan: Look Tony, you can't just go around destroying things and sleeping with whoever-
Tan: Oh my god! The new Iron man just went crazy and killed the new pilots!
Tony: Phew, thank god... Thought she'd never shut up.Tan: What did you say?
Tony: Urr.... I said I'll be right there!
What evil will the new Iron Man inflict! Who can stop him!
Iron Man: Boo-yah Motherf***er!
Iron Man: Haha, I kicked your ass.
Iron Man: Whoa! What the hell are you?Scorpio: I am Scorpio! A powerful knight of the Zodiac! We have come to-
Iron Man: Hey guess what?
Scorpio: What?
Iron Man: I don't give a f***.
Scorpio:.... What?
Scorpio: AHHHHHHHHHH!
Iron Man: Hahahaha! Today has been a good- Awww.... someone stole the suit... wait... I'm in Japan...
Iron Man: Curse you Ninjas!
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