Thursday, 13 May 2010
Lets Watch Heroman: Part 7
Minami: Nehehe, yes, I say don't use nukes.
President: That's nice... you gonna tell me why?
Minami: Nehhehe, in a moment for dramatic effect.
Psh: Oh good job Denton, you've lead us to a dead end.
Denton: Ok first, you guys are jerks... and second, look at this!
Psh: So you want us to walk through the probably caved in sewers? Great plan.
Denton: They'll never see it coming!
Kogorr: So how goes the mind controlling?
Rooko: Well it's kinda tricky Sir, since they have pretty erratic emotions there's no guarantee for full control.
Kogorr: What a barbaric people!
Rooko: .... I don't even know how that's supposed to make sense.
Kogorr: Subject 01 and 02..... How's your day been?
Evil Will: Not great.... I'm having an identity crises... I'm not even sure-
Evil Nick: It's awesome!
Minami: See, what we should do.... is steal the indescribable pinball so America stays no.1 forever!
Preisdent: Ok.... how are we supposed to do that?
Minami: Nehahah, I'll tell you later...... For more dramatic effect!
Heroman concludes that, yes, he does prefer spiders over humans.
Denton: Found it!
Denton: Ok so long as we all stick to the plan nothing should-
Lina: I'm going with Julie!
Denton: What? No!
Psh: Just let her go.... she's a stupid bitch.
Rooko: Sir, the white warriors in our base.
Kogorr: Ahha! Time to teach him a lesson!
Rooko:.... You mean, attack him right?
Kogorr:.... Yes!
Splat.
Julie: Well this is- Whja?
Julie: Are those... his eyebrows? Ok that is super weird.
Julie: Wow, I do run away alot, don't I?
Lina: I'm helping!
Kogorr: Huh.... I only just noticed that kid with the shield powers.
That's right. He's using his eyebrows to whip Heroman.
There is no way to make that funny.
Julie: Oh god please don't kill me Will!
Julie: Oh wow, that went well.... glad that's over-
Julie: Oh god!
Lina: Why are you doing this!
Evil Nick: Urrr, cause it sucked as a human? I got like super strength and whip eyebrows now. I mean come on!
Kogorr: I see the mind control wasn't perfect after all!
Rooko: I told you that.... It was already really unstable with the helmets on and-
*Splat*
Kogorr: Shut up! You've failed me for the last time Rooko!
Rooko:..... Sir.... That wasn't me.... That was Moorve.
Kogorr: What? Really? Damn it, you all look alike.... ok which ones you?
Rooko: What? I'm not going to tell you! You just tired to kill me!
Julie: Oh god Nick just got crushed!
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