Ulla: Action.
Ulla: Hehehe.... Hahahaha!
Ulla: Finish.
Saki: Gahrgh.....
Ulla: Hahaha! You did well Saki! But it's over now... All your friends are dead.... and there's no one left to help you-
Sak: Suck on this!
Ulla: Ah! What the hell!
Ulla: Tch.... They got away....
Oguma: Oh hey there.... Nice to know there still sending me food at least.... Urr.... When you leave, can you do something for me?
Sak: How is he Doc?
Doctor: Pretty f***ed up, he won't be moving for a couple of weeks yet....
Saki: Eh.... Nah I'm fine... You still got my old bike?
Doctor: What! You can't be serious! Your blind now Saki! You-
Saki: I didn't ask for your opinion! I asked for my bike!
Sak: Wow.... That's a good looking bike.
Sak: Here's some coffee Saki.... I put lots of sugar in it...
Saki: Thanks....
Sak: What are we gonna do now?
Saki: Stick with the plan of course.
Sak:.... But your blind!
Saki: That's why I need you.
Sak: Oh you can't be serious.... Look Saki I can not be your 'eyes'.... That's insane.... It would take a god like amount of concentration on both our parts not to hit a wall let alone-
Sak: Oh fine.... But on a side note you shouldn't be able to stare someone down when your blind Saki.... It's creepy...
Saki: Sorry.... My bad.
Solider: We caught signs of this bike... It's probably Viper... But off record that is a damn fine looking bike.
Sak: Ok... Turn down now.... Keep in the middle.... I can't believe were doing this.... This is crazy...
Saki: Less talking and more directions.
Sak: Oh... Oh god.... They've sent out the terror bots.... There's so many!
Saki: Just tell me their locations.
Sak: I can not believe that worked.
Ulla: Hehehe.... Ready or not....
Ulla: Here I come!
Ulla: Hahaha! What's the matter Saki!
Ulla: Ha! Now without your camera your blind!
Ulla: Die.
Beep beep.
Ulla: What the-?
Ulla: Why are the terror bots attacking me!
Ulla: Oh I see.... Aga.... Bad girl... going to have to deal with her later....
Ulla: Ah good.... The terror bots have been shutdown.... Now what was I doing?
Ulla: Oh yeah! I was killing you! HAHAHAHA!
Ulla:...... What?
Ulla: God damn prototypes... Still got lots of bugs.... Well I guess this is your win Saki... But it's too late.... By now the military has taken over the news station and your plan has failed....
Ulla: hahahaha.... Hahahaha.... HAHAHAHAHAHA!
New's Women: Breaking new's! Team Viper are innocent!
Ulla: HAHAH- wait... What?
Saki: I was a decoy retard.
Ulla: What? But how? Who?.... And you were blind this entire time? How is that possible?
The other merc's had secured the news station before the army got there.
Thanks to this lady convincing them to go. Who gave the disc to the news station? We may never know....
Off Screen Scientist: It was me! You asshole James! I can't believe you cut me out!
Ulla: Ragh! Die!
Saki is very fast on the draw.
Ulla: Hahaha, nice try Saki.... But I read your profile.... I know you can't shoot people.
*Gun shot*
Ulla:..... What?
Saki: Dude.... That's not true.... I hacked my file... I didn't think anyone would actully take that seriously...
Ulla: But.... Why did you have to shoot me....?
*Dies*
Goverment Man: Well.... It's good to know you commited sucide.... Thus taking all the blame for this.... Cause that's totally how things work.
Doc: So...?
Sak: He was gone.... All they found was his bike.... No one knows where he is now....
Sak: When did she start living with me....?
It is said that Saki left the city.... as a violent man there was no place left for him there.... But other's say that he had a higher purpose...
And Became the God of Motorbike Robots.
The End.
Well, that's kinda weird. If I saw the picture by it's self I'd call this just a spoof anime... But I'm not actually sure. Most likely it'll be full of cheese and unintentional hilarity.
