Remus: What the hell? You can speak to animals? Your psychic powers aren't completely useless? What sort of crazy place is this!Rinda: Oh your so funny... were on Primus of course... where we live in peace with no violence... thanks to the shield that protects our world.
Rinda: We'll always be safe so long as were not attacked by space assholes.
Meanwhile at the Space Asshole command center.
Amn: Space assholes- I mean, Mutants! Today is the day we finally get through that shield and kill the last remnants of the human race!
Maid: Bulb Bulb, I have a fish for a brain.
Marius: I think I've solved our problem! Since everyone here is a massive pussy, all we need to do is go back in time and get a hero from the age of violence!
Girl: Omg your so hot.
Amn: Damn this shield! We'll break through yet!
Marius: So, the plan is to go back in time and bring back a hero to do all the fighting for us!
Mage: The council approves!
Old Man: Yeah, were seriously lazy.
Kar Mos: You Guys! Why are we in crystals? That's retarded! Yooouuuu Guuuyyyysss!
Marius: Ok, so that's the plan. Its pretty simple... Now remember... Just bring back a hero for us, ok?
(Green) Astreas: We can totally do that.
Rinda: We'll always be safe so long as were not attacked by space assholes.
Meanwhile at the Space Asshole command center.
Amn: Space assholes- I mean, Mutants! Today is the day we finally get through that shield and kill the last remnants of the human race!Maid: Bulb Bulb, I have a fish for a brain.
Marius: I think I've solved our problem! Since everyone here is a massive pussy, all we need to do is go back in time and get a hero from the age of violence!Girl: Omg your so hot.
Amn: Damn this shield! We'll break through yet!
Marius: So, the plan is to go back in time and bring back a hero to do all the fighting for us!
Mage: The council approves!
Old Man: Yeah, were seriously lazy.
Kar Mos: You Guys! Why are we in crystals? That's retarded! Yooouuuu Guuuyyyysss!
Marius: Ok, so that's the plan. Its pretty simple... Now remember... Just bring back a hero for us, ok?
(Green) Astreas: We can totally do that.(Blue) Istavan: I don't want to.... Time travel sounds dangerous.
Astreas & Istavan: Time snail activate!
Astreas: Oh wow, were in the past... Oh look! Locals! Lets say hello...
Solider: Lets f*** em up!
Guin: De de de... Walking down the road... De de de...
Suni: Guuiiiinnnn.... I have had a vision... You must go to the future to protect mankind....
Guin: Wait, are you telling me to just drop everything I'm doing... and leave behind everything I know and love? Don't you think that's kind of a dick move? Suni?... Suni? Oh bitch.
Soilder: So then we put them in the basement....
Naris: So these guys are from the future.... Where they can make time machines.... But no guns?
Naris: I like the sound of that... I could rule it.... Call it.... Naris land.... Yeah...
Naris: Oh I am so sorry... Total misunderstanding... I hear you need a hero? I can do that!
Astreas: I think we can trust this guy, he's got an honest face...
Istavan: He doesn't have a face!
Astreas: That's how you can tell he's not lying...
Istavan: Man, no wonder you got butt raped.
Naris:... This is your time machine? Totally unfabulous.
Guin: Naris! So your the f***er who's been taking all my screen time!
Naris: Uh oh.
Naris: Well.... Surprise! I know magic! Crush you with a rock!
Guin: Surprise! I don't care! I'm going to kill you!
Astreas: What do we do? I can't tell which ones the bad one, their both crazy!
Istavan: Eh, just take them both.
Astreas: Isn't that really irresponsible?
Istavan: I don't care, I just want to go home.
Marius: Great your back!.... With two guys... I gave you guys one f***ing job....
Naris: Oohh, Mutants, maybe I should rule those guys? Since they have guns...
Naris: And to impress them, I think I'll kill you guys!
*Guin shoots a beam of light at the falling tree*
Guin: Holy shit! Since when did I have magic powers?
Marius: Quickly, you two get the women out of here!
Istavan: What? We can't leave this guy to fight them alone, there's no way-
Guin: I'm Guin Motherf***er, sit down.... and take some notes.... I'm gonna go to school on these guys.
Solider: We are the mutants! Feared across the entire solar system! None can stand before-
Soilder: Ahhh! Oh my god! How did you do that?!
Guin: I'm going to start stabbing you now.... I don't know when I'll stop.
Marius: Thank you Guin! You have saved the human race!
Guin: James, what the f*** is this?
James: Its... its the new Guin Saga post...
Guin: No its not... This is clearly He-Man, you didn't even try and hide the name in the first picture.
James: .... I was trying to be funny....
Astreas & Istavan: Time snail activate!
Astreas: Oh wow, were in the past... Oh look! Locals! Lets say hello...
Solider: Lets f*** em up!
Guin: De de de... Walking down the road... De de de...
Suni: Guuiiiinnnn.... I have had a vision... You must go to the future to protect mankind....
Guin: Wait, are you telling me to just drop everything I'm doing... and leave behind everything I know and love? Don't you think that's kind of a dick move? Suni?... Suni? Oh bitch.
Soilder: So then we put them in the basement....
Naris: So these guys are from the future.... Where they can make time machines.... But no guns?
Naris: I like the sound of that... I could rule it.... Call it.... Naris land.... Yeah...
Naris: Oh I am so sorry... Total misunderstanding... I hear you need a hero? I can do that!
Astreas: I think we can trust this guy, he's got an honest face...Istavan: He doesn't have a face!
Astreas: That's how you can tell he's not lying...
Istavan: Man, no wonder you got butt raped.
Naris:... This is your time machine? Totally unfabulous.
Guin: Naris! So your the f***er who's been taking all my screen time!
Naris: Uh oh.
Naris: Well.... Surprise! I know magic! Crush you with a rock!
Guin: Surprise! I don't care! I'm going to kill you!
Astreas: What do we do? I can't tell which ones the bad one, their both crazy!Istavan: Eh, just take them both.
Astreas: Isn't that really irresponsible?
Istavan: I don't care, I just want to go home.
Marius: Great your back!.... With two guys... I gave you guys one f***ing job....
Naris: Oohh, Mutants, maybe I should rule those guys? Since they have guns...
Naris: And to impress them, I think I'll kill you guys!
*Guin shoots a beam of light at the falling tree*Guin: Holy shit! Since when did I have magic powers?
Marius: Quickly, you two get the women out of here!
Istavan: What? We can't leave this guy to fight them alone, there's no way-
Guin: I'm Guin Motherf***er, sit down.... and take some notes.... I'm gonna go to school on these guys.
Solider: We are the mutants! Feared across the entire solar system! None can stand before-
Soilder: Ahhh! Oh my god! How did you do that?!Guin: I'm going to start stabbing you now.... I don't know when I'll stop.
Marius: Thank you Guin! You have saved the human race!
Guin: James, what the f*** is this?
James: Its... its the new Guin Saga post...
Guin: No its not... This is clearly He-Man, you didn't even try and hide the name in the first picture.
James: .... I was trying to be funny....
Guin: Well I don't find it funny James, do it properly next time or I'm gonna kill ya.
James: What? But.... But your not real?
Guin: Dude.... I am Guin.... I'll become real through sheer force of will, then I will kill you. Do it right motherf***er, or I'm coming for you.
James: What? But.... But your not real?
Guin: Dude.... I am Guin.... I'll become real through sheer force of will, then I will kill you. Do it right motherf***er, or I'm coming for you.
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