Thursday, 23 September 2010
Lets Watch Heroman: Part 14
Kogorr: Hahaha, Looks like I win.
*Toss*
Kogorr: I think I'll eat your moon as a desert... I know what your thinking... How does he keep that figure? Giant pinball machines. Try it sometime.
Julie: Heroman...
Kogorr: Oh wow, you looked pissed... We can't be having that.
Kogorr: So you go smashy!
Kogorr: Hahaha! Soon my spaceship will be finished! Then I'll crack your planet in two! Hahaha!
Julie: Ow... That really hurt.
Julie: Rooko! Your back!
Rooko:... Yeah... I'm kinda crippled... Look... you got to stop him... He'll only do this shit again.
Julie: But how could I-
Rooko: Look! This whole thing is retarded! Just make it up!
Kogorr: Oh wow, look at that. There trying so hard to stop me... You know, I think I see the nobility of your race now... Maybe we really can settle this without violence...
Kogorr: HAHAHAHA! Joking! You can tall it was a joke because it involved not killing you!
Kogorr: There's no one left to stop me! HAHAHAHA!
Kogorr: What the-? Your red now? What does that remind me of?...... Oh god! Kill it kill it kill it!
Kogorr:.... Urrrr.....
Julie:... I'm going to destroy you Kogorr, even if it means destroying myself!
Kogorr: No no no no no no!
Kogorr: Oh god! Its not dieing!
Julie: RAAAAHHH!
Julie: H-Heroman?
Kogorr:... Aww.... Isn't that cute-
Kogorr: Bitch slap!
Kogorr: HAHAHAHA! Now I'll drill your planet like I drilled your mother! HAHAHAHA!
Julie: Urgg.... How could this get worse?
Lina: Julie!
Julie:....
Lina: Don't worry Julie! You can beat him with the power of friendship!
Julie:.... What?
Lina: With your friends by your side you can become a true hero!
Julie:... Why are you doing this? I thought this anime was about growing up?
Holly: I like friendship... and crack.
Lina: Were all Heroes Julie!
Julie: But you guys have never been useful! I thought this anime was about becoming a man and taking on massive responsibility, who would suddenly turn the story around and make it about friendship!
Psh: Japan would.
Denton: Anyone order a friendship plot device?
Julie:.... I hate you guys so much....
*Heroman agrees*
Denton: Plot device! Activate!
Thor: Robot! Take my powers!
Kogorr: Well, I think I'm done, time to crack this open like a bitch!
Julie:... No.
Kogorr:.... What?
Kogorr: AHHH!
*Check Julie, she now has her hat of POWER!*
Kogorr: GRRRR! Take this! Lasers!
Kogorr:.... What?
Kogorr: Grah! Fine! Take my biggest laser! Destructo Beam!
Julie: Heroman!
Julie: O!
Julie: SPRAK!
Kogorr: WHAT!
Kogorr: THE!
Kogorr: F***!
Kogorr: AHHHHHHHH! I REGERT NOTHING!
Rooko: Its really over this time.... wait... That was the last spaceship...
Rooko: Oh god! I'm stuck on this planet forvever!
Julie: Wow, what a ride... So what are our chances of a season 2?
Psh: Well actully reasonably high.... But without Kogorr....
Psh: It'll suck.
THE END
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